Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
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What are the spots on black-and-white
| Cow jokes
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines
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Patient: I'm really depressed.
| Mental health jokes
Patient: I'm really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothing well. Patient: I feel like killing myself. T: You're thinking of killing yourself. P: Yes, I'm going to do it NOW. T: You want to do it now. P: [Jumps out window.] T:
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Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
| Blonde jokes
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.
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This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o’clock race – so I backed the seventh. Did it win? No, it came seventh.