Five Englishmen
| Car and train jokes
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro." "What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen. "Quattro means four," replies the Italian official. "Quattro is
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If an electric train travels 90
| Car and train jokes
If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!
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Q: What did the blonde's
| Blonde jokes
Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.
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'I'm very sad to announce this morning,
| Business jokes
'I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at morning assembly. ' Now we will all stand and sing this morning's hymn....now Thank We All Our God.
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What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!