All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me
| Aviation jokes
All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions. One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit
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What does ever horse and rider do at the same
| Horse jokes
What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!
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Knowing that the minister was very fond of
| Religious jokes
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. "Gladly," responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a few days la
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Why did the bank robber take a bath?
| Bath jokes
Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
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Happiness Of Life
| Vietnamese
An American, a Frenchman, and a Vietnamese refugee had a discussion about the happiness of life. ""To me, happiness is returning home on a Monday evening, having a wonderful dinner prepared by my wife, then slouching on the sofa watching Monday Night Football,"" the American said. ""You American
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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: “Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro.” “What do you mean it’s illegal?” asked the Englishmen. “Quattro means four,” replies the Italian official. “Quattro is just the name of the automobile,” the Englishmen says disbelievingly. “Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons.” “You can’ta pulla thata one ona me,” replies the Italian customs agent.”Quattro means four. You hava fiva people ina your car and you are therefore breakin’a the law”. The Englishmen reply angrily, “You idiot! Call your supervisor over We want to speak to someone with more intelligence!” “Sorry,” responds the Italian official, “he can’ta come”.”He’s a busy with two guys in a Uno”.