On a flight

What did the rich socialite's parrot

| Bird jokes

What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a

| Insect jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !

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What word allows you to take away two letters

| Letter jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.

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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning

| School jokes

Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the

| Business jokes

Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "That's because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?" Boss: "Right. Except for the 'us' part."

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On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton. It was very early in the morning and a number of passenger around me looked quite alarmed as, apart from the noise, a number of overhead lockers dropped open and several items of carry-on luggage were launched down the aisle. After slowing up, the aircraft turned off the runway and turned towards the stand and over the PA came “Good morning ladies gentlemen, this is Captain Smith, welcome to Luton…and if any of you were asleep…I bet you’re not now!”