Teacher : Why are you the only child in the

A salesman was testifying in

| Dirty jokes

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's fidelity." "Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," the man testified. "So naturally when I am home

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun

| Humor jokes

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Q: What's the difference between a

| Blonde jokes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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A whole family was caught in

| Children jokes

A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard. "I always knew God would take care of us," said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home

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What's grey and lights up ?

| Elephant jokes

What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !

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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn’t have school dinners yesterday !