What’s grey and lights up ?

A woman reported

| Humor jokes

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him. "Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."

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Men are like

| Men jokes

Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

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Romantic Remembrance

| Book title jokes

Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card

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The head doctors in an insane asylum had

| Mental health jokes

The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies. When they get to the movie theater, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but the pa

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The brain is a wonder ful thing

| School jokes

The brain is a wonder ful thing Why do you say that ? Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !

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What’s grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !