Why was the monster sitting in his Easter
| Easter jokes
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My
| Parent jokes
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
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Why are cpws made for dancing?
| Cow jokes
Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!
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What do you call a man who has been
| Dead and dying jokes
What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.
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Son: I can't go to school today.
| School jokes
Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!
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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven’t found the durn thing yet!