Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when
| Dirty jokes
Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
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This guy is walking with his friend. He says
| Business jokes
This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy." The friend replies "How so?" "My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !
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What did the mouse say when his friend
| Teeth jokes
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.
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Did you hear about the blonde who
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?'
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A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest. “Oh, I really don’t care or mind,” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”