Doctor Doctor I’m so ugly what can I

Are you going to take a bath?

| Bath jokes

Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.

[ read more ]

Why wouldn't the vampire

| Vampire jokes

Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.

[ read more ]

Do you think my skin is starting to show its

| Old age jokes

Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?" "I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."

[ read more ]

Boy: Grandma, do you know how to

| Children jokes

Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do.

[ read more ]

What did the baby dolphin do when he

| Various animal jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d

[ read more ]

Doctor Doctor I’m so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!