Q: Complete the following word analogy:
| Computer jokes
Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A: Number 4.
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Q. Why did the jellybean go to
| School jokes
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
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Did you hear about the idiot who
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds.
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After years of scrimping and saving, a husband
| Money jokes
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly. "No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac."
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What has handles and flies?
| Witch jokes
What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.
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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !