Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping
| Dog jokes
Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
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What dog has
| Money jokes
What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).
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When the waitress in a
| Food jokes
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"
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My daughter went to a local Taco Bell
| Idiot and fool jokes
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
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What did the vampire call his
| Teeth jokes
What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.
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A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, “Awww, look at the dead birdie.” The blonde stops, looks up, and says, “Where?”