After my wife and her former best
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After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we
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Two little boys were
| Restaurant jokes
Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn't make up their minds about what they wanted to eat. Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, "Just bring them bread and water." One of the little boys looked up and quavered
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Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give
| Dentist jokes
Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"
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Why did the baby monster put his father
| Baby jokes
Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.
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Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in
| Idiot and fool jokes
Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by flooded their boat. "How we gonna get the water out?" asked Mayne. "Easy," said Willard. "We just bore a hole in the bottom of the boat and let the water drain out." The men dril
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Cannibal: Mom, mom, I’ve been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say – you can’t keep a good man down !