Pupil:
| E-mail jokes
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!
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An Irishman goes for a
| Business jokes
An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. The man says, "Can you brew tea?" The Irishman says, "Yes." "Good. Can you drive a fork lift?" The Irishman looks at him and asksy, "Why? How big is the teapot?"
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas
| Various animal jokes
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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Why did the banana go out with the
| Banana jokes
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
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What kind of musical instrument do
| Mouse jokes
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !
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Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. “I’m sorry, sister,” said the attendant, “but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamber pot. The nuns agreed that this would be fine. They returned to the car. As they were pouring the gasoline into the tank, a man drove by, stopped his car, and said, “Oh sister, if only I had your faith.”