Why did the pig go to the
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!
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Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch
| Food jokes
Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
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The second grader was in bed with a cold and
| Children jokes
The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three,' said the doctor. 'What is the world record?'
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I went to
| Police jokes
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called h
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Yo mama so ugly that
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!