What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from
| Letter jokes
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.
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A drill
| Military jokes
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in anothe
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Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?
| Spelling jokes
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !
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A man walks
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded " i have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'
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Do you think, Professor, that my
| Music jokes
Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.
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Customer: “It says I’ve performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?”