How do you know that cats are sensitive
| Cat jokes
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !
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Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
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How does a physicist exercise?
| Sport jokes
How does a physicist exercise? By pumping ion!
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What is the strongest
| Horse jokes
What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
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FRED: Your monster was
| Monster jokes
FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.
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A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, “I guess when I die you’ll come and dance on my grave.” The cadet replied, “Not me, Sarge…no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I’d never stand in another line!”