Customer to friend: This is a wonderful
| Restaurant jokes
Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world. Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.
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What kind of money do monsters use?
| Money jokes
What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).
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A traveler became lost in the
| Travel and tourist jokes
A traveler became lost in the Sahara desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began walking. Time passed, and he became thirsty. More time passed, and he began feeling faint. He was on the verge of passing out when he spied a tent about 500 meters in front
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What's a python's favourite pop group ?
| Snake jokes
What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !
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When is the best time to go shopping?
| Time jokes
When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open.
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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !