Q: Did you hear about
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this
| School jokes
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
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During a break on a North Dakota office
| Idiot and fool jokes
During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"
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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
| Dinosaur jokes
Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
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A certain little boy had been spanked
| Children jokes
A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, ' Mum ! your husband's just come home.
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What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!