The 75 year old man and his young, knockout
| Old age jokes
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man's oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the friend asked "How in the hell did YOU land a wife like that?" The old man w
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Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
| Vampire jokes
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!
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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
| Cat jokes
Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!
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Hey, you just shot my wife.
| Marriage jokes
Hey, you just shot my wife. I'm so sorry, have a shot at mine !
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How do footballers send messages?
| E-mail jokes
How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.
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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.