What does a polite monster say when he meets
| Monster jokes
What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!
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MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your
| Vampire jokes
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.
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Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Is your food spicy Sir ?
| Restaurant jokes
Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !
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The Smith's were proud of their family
| Dirty jokes
The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only one problem arose
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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !