Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot
| Parent jokes
Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, I've just washed the floor.
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where does saddam hussein keep his c.d
| Ethnic jokes
where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)'
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Dick and
| Children jokes
Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. ' Oh you're so stupid! shouted Dick. 'Dick! said their father, 'that's quite enough of that! Now say you're sorry. 'OK,' said Dick. 'Jane, I'm sorry you're stupid.
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How does an elephant get out of a small car
| Elephant jokes
How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !
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Father Christmas:I
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!
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What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.