A customer walks into a restaurant and
| Business jokes
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose! The restaurant owner comes stormin
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What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
| Insect jokes
What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !
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Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.
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Mandy: Our teacher went on a
| Banana jokes
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
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The last time I saw a face like
| Banana jokes
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
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A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: “What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?” the minister asked. “Try to fix it if it’s big; ignore it if it’s insignificant,” replied the lawyer. “What do you do?” lawyer asked. “Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say ‘the devil is the father of liars,’ but instead I said ‘the devil is the father of lawyers,’ so I let it go,” minister replied.