Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to

Who is the most powerful ghoul?

| Judge jokes

Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.

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What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?

| Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!

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Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo

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Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52

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What fish only swims at night ?

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What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !

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Customer: Waiter, I

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Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork.

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Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: “No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn’t be tax deductible, but I like your thinking”.