Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
| Marriage jokes
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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'You
| Weather jokes
'You never get anything right,' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?' 'Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.
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How can you tell when a salesperson is
| Salesmen jokes
How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.
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Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
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How did Columbus’s men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !