What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
| Birthday jokes
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!
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A few women were discussing diet tips. When it
| Women jokes
A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: "Of course sleep is a factor. The only time I'm not eating is when I
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Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North
| College jokes
Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, "I hear there's a new case of herpes in the dorm." "Great!" said Baldwin. "I was getting tired of 7-Up!"
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Teacher: What is the formula for
| School jokes
Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !
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Ever hear the
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much sense to me, drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do.
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What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.