your momma so stupid she got locked in a
| Yo momma jokes
your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.
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What is your favourite type of birthday
| Birthday jokes
What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!
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Why don't you stamp e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
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A car was involved in an accident in a
| Journalist jokes
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
| Marriage jokes
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde turns around and shouts, “Can’t you see I’m winning!”