The front door
| Dog jokes
The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neigbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopoed beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had
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Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
| Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
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The story goes that Air Force One was
| Military jokes
The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Requesting Radar". "What is you position?" asked ATC "You got radar you find us" Air Force One replied. After a few minutes ATC announced "Air Force One we're changing frequency" "What frequency are you
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A car was driving down the
| Blonde jokes
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the
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Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the
| College jokes
Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to paint the rooms. "I'd like the bathroom done in white!" Corbett walked over to the window and shouted, "Green up! Green up!" "I want the bedroom in blue!" continued the woman
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Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.