Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women
| Women jokes
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks.
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Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
| Blonde jokes
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.
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The snack bar next door to an
| Food jokes
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road
| Pig jokes
What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?
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A man walks into
| Dirty jokes
A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it." The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to
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Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They’ve both swallowed a lot of semen.