A Russian walks into a bar

How many psychiatrists

| Mental health jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

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How much money did the bronco have?

| Horse jokes

How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!

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Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is

| Political jokes

Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Republican's favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas." Young Republicans' favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas."

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What do you call an aardvark astronaut?

| Aardvark jokes

What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

| Various animal jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!

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A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. “That will be one ruble,” says the bartender. “One ruble!” the customer protests, “last week it was only fifty kopeks!” “Well,” replies the bartender, “it’s fifty kopeks for the beer and fifty kopecs for the perestroika.” Reluctantly, the customer gives the bartender a ruble, and is surprised when the bartender gives him back fifty kopecs and says, “We are out of beer.”