What did the bee say to the flower ?
| Insect jokes
What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !
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The Pope took a philosophy professor (an
| Religious jokes
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it and walked back to t
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What happened when the chicken ate cement
| Bird jokes
What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !
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Three blondes are stranded on an island.
| Blonde jokes
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a fl
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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
| Food jokes
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.