A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk
| Blonde jokes
A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn't
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Q: How do you take census in a Polish
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
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A Texan walks
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offe
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A blonde came home from school one day and said
| Blonde jokes
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde? Her mother replied, Of couse it is, dear. The next day, the blonde said, I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class,
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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant
| Elephant jokes
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !
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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.