What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps
| College jokes
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.
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After a venerable career of endless,
| Movie and TV jokes
After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparing for his most ambitious project ever when he unexpectedly dies and is called home to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the gate. "So sorry about your untimely death," he tells t
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Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to
| Dirty jokes
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
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What's furry, has whiskers and
| Cat jokes
What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !
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The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. The guy replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.