Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To
| Humor jokes
Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
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If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather,
| Weather jokes
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.
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Room Service? Can you send up a
| Travel and tourist jokes
Room Service? Can you send up a towel? "Please wait, someone else is using it."
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Why are elephants wiser than chickens
| Elephant jokes
Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
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A drunk is refused a drink
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, I'd see four!" The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he respon
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Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. “Let’s get out of here!” said Sauer. “Go on, if’n you want to,” said the other redneck. “But Ah’m stayin’ for the whole movie!”