If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather,

Q: What's the only thing worse than a

| Music jokes

Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy

| Dog jokes

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !

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If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man,

| Criminal jokes

If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).

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Dad, would you like to save

| Money jokes

Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park

| Horse jokes

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot

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If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.