There was a blonde who was at an all blonde

Did you hear about the village idiot

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

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Mother: Did you make your bed today?

| Bed jokes

Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day

| Insect jokes

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !

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There are three kinds of

| Accountant jokes

There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

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Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in

| Military jokes

Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.

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There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry thats incorrect. All of the blondes in the stadium chanted “Give her another chance, give her another chance!” So the host agrees and said, “ok how about 5 plus 5.” She answers and says 20. Again all the blondes chanted give her another chance, give her another chance. So the host agrees again and says, ok last chance, what is 2 plus 2. The blonde says 4! and the audience says Give her another chance give her another chance!