When is a lion not a lion ?
| Various animal jokes
When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !
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What do you get if you take your computer to
| Computer jokes
What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.
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Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp,
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
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What do naked fish play with ?
| Fishing jokes
What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !
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Where did the witch get her
| Witch jokes
Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !
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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? ‘Let us prey.