What does the lion say to his

When is a lion not a lion ?

| Various animal jokes

When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !

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What do you get if you take your computer to

| Computer jokes

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.

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Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp,

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!

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What do naked fish play with ?

| Fishing jokes

What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !

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Where did the witch get her

| Witch jokes

Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? ‘Let us prey.