Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in
| School jokes
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !
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How do really posh dogs send messages?
| E-mail jokes
How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.
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Did you hear the new penalty for
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.
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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
| Witch jokes
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
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Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.