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Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in

| School jokes

Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !

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How do really posh dogs send messages?

| E-mail jokes

How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.

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Did you hear the new penalty for

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.

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What dogs never get lost?

| Dog jokes

What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

| Witch jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.