What fish is best to have in a boat?
| Fishing jokes
What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.
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Juggler, driving to his next
| Police jokes
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I juggle them in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and sa
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Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing
| Religious jokes
Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?" Jesus says, "Just hanging around."
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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance
| Witch jokes
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'
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While away at a convention, an
| Dirty jokes
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. On his first night home, the ex
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Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.