A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad,
| Face jokes
A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face." "Tell him you've already got one," said his father.
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This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he
| Farmer jokes
This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud." So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so ta
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O'Toole
| Religious jokes
O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent. "Father, it's 15 years since my last confession, and I've been stealing wood from the lumber yard a
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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?
| Frog jokes
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !
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A tourist is visiting New York City
| Travel and tourist jokes
A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes later, he hears some thumping sounds and looks around to see someone taking stuff out of his trunk! He runs around and yells, "Hey, bud, this is my car!" "OK," th
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Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.