How does an idiot call for his dog?

Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?

| Music jokes

Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.

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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the

| Religious jokes

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

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A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a

| Biologist jokes

A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says That'll be 80p [ATP]!"

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Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!

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How does an elephant get down from a tree

| Elephant jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.