A husband suspects his wife is having an

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton

| Clinton jokes

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.

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What do you call a Scottish parrot ?

| Bird jokes

What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !

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Why did the little pig try to

| Pig jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails

| E-mail jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.

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A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it–until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: “Honey, I’ve told you once, I’ve told you twice, I’ve told you niner thousand times, negative on the affair …”