Jill: Have you read the Bible?
| Religious jokes
Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round.
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A retired
| Dirty jokes
A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. "Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army," the general said. "Nothing to it - you'll catch on aga
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What did Frankenstein's
| Monster jokes
What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.
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What did one rock pool say to the other rock
| Humor jokes
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.
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A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman
| Salesmen jokes
A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worried it may not all come off, so the salesman says, "If this ma
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In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air