What looks just
| Food jokes
What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.
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How do you make a rabbit stew?
| Rabbit jokes
How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting.
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Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy
| Religious jokes
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed. "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said t
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If CON is the opposite of PRO, is
| Answer me this jokes
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
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Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
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Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.