A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked

When Abraham Liebowitz

| Business jokes

When Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish kid in the class. But it's a decent town and nobody really bothers him. One day the teacher asks the class "Who was the greatest person who ever lived? and why?" And to make it interesting she held a twenty dollar

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A drunk is refused a drink

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, I'd see four!" The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he respon

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Can you show me how to

| Internet jokes

Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.

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There's a brunette standing in the

| Blonde jokes

There's a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting "57, 57, 57." A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun. She asks the brunette if she can play too and the brunette says, "Sure." So the two jump up and down counting "57, 57, 57." Suddenly,

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What do you call an aardvark that writes

| Aardvark jokes

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!

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A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, ‘Don’t you know how to ride a bike?’ ‘Yes,’ he answered, ‘but I don’t know how to ring the bell yet’