How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
| Witch jokes
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.
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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
| Birthday jokes
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!
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OUESTION: What is cosmetics?
| Women jokes
OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
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My sister is so dim she thinks that
| Brother and sister jokes
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
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Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?’