Morris was passing a small courtyard and
| Religious jokes
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'. White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness, and The Big Zero in the Sky
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Little boy to airline pilot:
| Aviation jokes
Little boy to airline pilot: "You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."
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What's a rabbits' favourite car?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!
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One Scot came back from work earlier then usual
| Ethnic jokes
One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the front of the house. - Oh my God, I hope it is her lover.
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Teacher: What is can't short for ?
| School jokes
Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
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Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people.