A man is driving along in the Irish
| Car and train jokes
A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?". The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol." So the man considers, and says "Well,
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Changing lawyers is like moving to a different
| Lawyer jokes
Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.
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Yo mama so old she ran track with
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.
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Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.