An applicant was being interviewed for

Who do elephants get their christmas

| Elephant jokes

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !

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A salesman was

| Salesmen jokes

A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with

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What do builders use to make

| Internet jokes

What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.

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Q: What do you call Italian women

| Ethnic jokes

Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!

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How do sheep keep warm in winter

| Weather jokes

How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !

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An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. “Tell me,” inquired the interviewer, “where do you expect to be ten years from now?” “Well, let’s see,” replied the student. “It’s Wednesday afternoon. I guess I’ll be on the golf course by now.”