A car was involved in an accident in a
| Journalist jokes
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for
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Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in
| King Kong jokes
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.
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What's worse
| Dentist jokes
What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.
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A drill
| Military jokes
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in anothe
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Why did the idiot have his sundial
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !
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On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.