A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
| Zoo jokes
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next e
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Q. What's the difference between a
| Dance jokes
Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
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Do buses and trains run on time?
| Bus jokes
Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
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What does a basketball player do before he
| Sport jokes
What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!
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How can you tell an Italian witch
| Witch jokes
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !
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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !